My Humps

heard this song by black eyed peas before? (i've been listening to my mp3 player for the whole of the morning. till i felt a little nauseaus.)

the same league with their other songs. a little queer. but what do you think about 'humps' this word?

humps on a camel? i suppose you can link humps to women's breasts - made of the same stuff; fats. but imagine: "hey, look at the camel's breasts! they're big and hairy!!" imagine sitting on a huge breast. i bet that hurts. the camel of course.

my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
my lovely lady lumps.

the song is kinda sexist huh. but what the hell. all the more you try avoiding sensitive issues, the more obvious (or worse even) they seem to get.

my lovely lady lumps.
in the back and in the front.

lumps... of fat. what's the big deal about a mass of fats that seems to draw the attention of men and women alike? (yes, and i don't deny! i oogle at big heaving breasts. but i don't like a deep dark cleavage. looks like a lot things get squashed in there, and you wouldn't know what you'll find. like an equivalent to a dark dank back alley you know?)

don't think anyone knows exactly where the appeal of the lumps of fats comes about. but anyway, it's hard to come across nice breasts. i mean, nice. not just big. and i got to see this woman with really beautiful breasts. and she wore a really low cut top (no bra seemingly) and she's tanned even at the side of her breasts! her breasts look healthy, shiny and er, athletic. Kay and Ass saw that pair of lumps too. obviously, she knows that her breasts are beautiful. otherwise why the low cut hugging top? she is, however, not that much of a pretty-face. so, all the more attention goes to her chest. and it was freaking obvious that the old man she was serving (she's a cashier at a boutique shop) was mesmerized. and, he was accompanied by his wife in that shop.

which goes back to the song.. at the end of 'My Humps', another song seemingly overlaps it. but it's not so. it's deliberate - the 'new' song goes slow. and rather hypnotic. "so real... so real... so real..." that would very much describe the old (tiko) guy's (and mine) mental state. can imagine those twirly whirly black and white animation on his hypnotized eyes.

ah haha.