and it was not 7.15AM yet!!
i curse you, yellow-green bus, i lay $4.80 worth of curses on you!!! (yes, that's my taxi fare)
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i've almost clicked on every hyperlink that http://awfulplasticsurgery.com has. i cringed so many times while at it, i thought that maybe i was surfing for corpses from brutal murders. and what's with the pumping of lip collagen? the lips ended up looking like big fat earthworms squirming on your face. oh my gawd, look at meg ryan. why did she ever smile in that pic? if i were her, i would cry and tear off the lips. and lindsay lohan, looks like a surprised duck who got caught in a car's headlights before her death. and i don't know who this person is, but he definitely has the biggest shiny earthworms on his face.everyone did something to themselves! boob implants, and apparently some celebrities couldn't decide whether they want them or not. put them in, take them out, put them in, take them out. the surgeons should just install zippers on their boobies with silk lining inside of their breasts. those bags can come in handy too. nose jobs. facelifts, browlifts. botox botox botox.
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people who think you're good looking, we need not know that you think so. i can't stand it. there's this woman who takes the same company bus as i do. and she seems to be always standing in my view, i don't know why. she stands in an S-posture, meaning that her boobies and her bum jut out like they repel each other. so there's an empty 1 meter circle around her, in case she turns around, people around her wouldn't be hit by her protruding boobs and bum and be accused of molest. ok, maybe her posture is not something she could help. like some spinal cord problems or the curvature of the spine blah blah.
but she is behaving in a way that is pretty nauseating too, and i can't help but carry on staring to disgust myself even more. she flips her thick, shoulder-length, rod-like rebonded hair more often than needed. turns around purposefully. and there's a waggle of her head that seems to imply, "i'm pretty and you're ugly." (no, she's not pretty) while she looks at other people. when i walk behind her, my eyes were just fixated on her swaggering bum. it's kinda hypnotizing.
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okaaay, maybe it's just her posture. and her tight clothes that enhanced her S-posture. makes me think that she's proclaiming out loud, "hey, HEY! lookie! look at my BOOBIES! my BUM!" while thrusting her front out, and perking her back up. it's an eyesore.
i do know that there're people who're BORN like that. so they can't help that they are walking around like a paralysed snake with legs. but i've also seen some who tried to tone it down, by wearing appropriate clothes. this woman doesn't.
jealous? me? why should i?
you encounter people, who think they're gorgeous, everywhere. it's like, the girls will blink and look away haughtily if they realise that you're looking at them. flick their hair around. and then look back at you to see if you're still looking, and then looking away haughtily again. most of the times, they swagger more too. for guys, upon knowing that some chicks are looking (but not cos of their supposedly good looks), they become more animated, they start posing in ways that they think are cool and seriously 'manly'(?), but not realizing they appear phoney. ahhh.. wake up your ideas!
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