after mopping my drool up, i'm still dazed. with bouncing boobies and swaying perty bums in my mind's eye.
and legs that are neverending. slim, toned and bronze. *slurp*
and the prettiest lingerie. feathered wings! ribbons! satin! furballs!
i can imagine why whenever Victoria's Secrets runway show, cities lost billions of dollars cos of the stop of all operations. everyone will just stop and gape.... with drool pooling at their feet.
Monday, January 23, 2006
Saturday, January 21, 2006
finally it's the weekend. weee~
spent the last week at work. a job that my baby-faced friend introduced to me. i was a little idle cos the culture there is that newcomers are not really supposed to do work. hm... and i only got to see my direct boss yesterday.
i hate shoes. my poor toes were tormented and handiplaster-ed up like mummies. and they're like half-rotten with blisters. one small toe can actually have TWO freaking blisters at different places and i gotta use TWO plasters?? and my toes looked so ridiculous being all mummified. that i actually laughed at them.
my toes.
............what the hell. i just saw a headphone for the cd/md/mp3 player lying on my sister's tray on her desk.... the ear pieces have MOULD growing on them!!!!!!!!! gah.. gross.
i saw something that irritated me last night. i was in the lift, and at a floor, the lift doors opened and a girl came in followed by her mom/aunt. and her aunt/mom carried a trolley into the lift. and the trolley........... laid a dog. the girl was asking her mom/aunt something about not letting the dog come out to walk? and the mom/aunt said something like no. and the girl said,
"good lo! it can sit inside the trolley and relax. while we walk! very good hor!"
what? you think it's like those royalties or what blah in the swordsmen time ah? they being carried around in a cubicle by 4 men? this dog isn't really small, and the trolley isn't very big. and looking at the trolley, it's more like a cage more than anything. i could understand that the owner didn't want to dirty its precious paws by letting it trot around in public. but if, to think that the dog will enjoy being pushed around in a trolley as it's 'relaxing'.. i think that's nonsense. if it's Man's friend, we should let it trot beside us like an equal you know.. but to 'trolley' it, it's like, depriving it of its freedom, to even walk.
the dog is like almost a caged chicken. the chicken held captive and to grow fat only for us to eat. the dog, like just a plaything and growing fat for sitting in the trolley. rather sad, to see the outside world, through squares of metal wire.
spent the last week at work. a job that my baby-faced friend introduced to me. i was a little idle cos the culture there is that newcomers are not really supposed to do work. hm... and i only got to see my direct boss yesterday.
i hate shoes. my poor toes were tormented and handiplaster-ed up like mummies. and they're like half-rotten with blisters. one small toe can actually have TWO freaking blisters at different places and i gotta use TWO plasters?? and my toes looked so ridiculous being all mummified. that i actually laughed at them.
my toes.
............what the hell. i just saw a headphone for the cd/md/mp3 player lying on my sister's tray on her desk.... the ear pieces have MOULD growing on them!!!!!!!!! gah.. gross.
i saw something that irritated me last night. i was in the lift, and at a floor, the lift doors opened and a girl came in followed by her mom/aunt. and her aunt/mom carried a trolley into the lift. and the trolley........... laid a dog. the girl was asking her mom/aunt something about not letting the dog come out to walk? and the mom/aunt said something like no. and the girl said,
"good lo! it can sit inside the trolley and relax. while we walk! very good hor!"
what? you think it's like those royalties or what blah in the swordsmen time ah? they being carried around in a cubicle by 4 men? this dog isn't really small, and the trolley isn't very big. and looking at the trolley, it's more like a cage more than anything. i could understand that the owner didn't want to dirty its precious paws by letting it trot around in public. but if, to think that the dog will enjoy being pushed around in a trolley as it's 'relaxing'.. i think that's nonsense. if it's Man's friend, we should let it trot beside us like an equal you know.. but to 'trolley' it, it's like, depriving it of its freedom, to even walk.
the dog is like almost a caged chicken. the chicken held captive and to grow fat only for us to eat. the dog, like just a plaything and growing fat for sitting in the trolley. rather sad, to see the outside world, through squares of metal wire.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Sunday, January 15, 2006
have you ever seen a person, who only expects to be given way to, but don't give way to others? expect others to behave in a certain way, or say in a certain way, but don't do that herself/himself?
take things from others without asking, but don't lend hers/his to others? giving the reason that others don't lend things to her/him when s/he asks? (bullshit)
give others the black face whenever s/he feels crappy, and expects everyone to understand, but don't take crap from anyone cos they are feeling lousy?
thinks s/he is right the whole time, and that s/he is sooo smart?
anyone's tastes that differs from him/her, means they're distasteful? says s/he don't judge people, treats everyone equally, but don't respect their own choices or tastes?
tells people off when they aren't tidy, when s/he isn't her/himself?
SHE is the bitchiest selfish person i have ever known.
and i've yet to finish ranting even!
take things from others without asking, but don't lend hers/his to others? giving the reason that others don't lend things to her/him when s/he asks? (bullshit)
give others the black face whenever s/he feels crappy, and expects everyone to understand, but don't take crap from anyone cos they are feeling lousy?
thinks s/he is right the whole time, and that s/he is sooo smart?
anyone's tastes that differs from him/her, means they're distasteful? says s/he don't judge people, treats everyone equally, but don't respect their own choices or tastes?
tells people off when they aren't tidy, when s/he isn't her/himself?
SHE is the bitchiest selfish person i have ever known.
and i've yet to finish ranting even!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASS!!
although you were really late yesterday, and prolly could have more time together, we still all had a little of your precious hours on your birthday. and although you have algae hair now, we still all love you. i know what you look like now, Mr Potato's wife! or what do you call them? those stuffs which grow weeds as their hair? haw haw..
went to Mind Cafe with Ass & Kay, and had a very good time. i somehow, almost felt that i'm back at secondary school days again. with them, and those boardgames. i think i can be quite a detective. cluedo is fun!! maybe i can sideline as a PI.
by the way, i dreamt of you two girls, Kay & Ass. remembered only figments of it: TV game, flood, Kay cutting her long hair into a very weird and short hairdo, and somehow she had a oval face initially, but gotten really frail and thin cos of a failed relationship, and Ass and I were counselling her.
weird.
hope we can meet again soon lo.
although you were really late yesterday, and prolly could have more time together, we still all had a little of your precious hours on your birthday. and although you have algae hair now, we still all love you. i know what you look like now, Mr Potato's wife! or what do you call them? those stuffs which grow weeds as their hair? haw haw..
went to Mind Cafe with Ass & Kay, and had a very good time. i somehow, almost felt that i'm back at secondary school days again. with them, and those boardgames. i think i can be quite a detective. cluedo is fun!! maybe i can sideline as a PI.
by the way, i dreamt of you two girls, Kay & Ass. remembered only figments of it: TV game, flood, Kay cutting her long hair into a very weird and short hairdo, and somehow she had a oval face initially, but gotten really frail and thin cos of a failed relationship, and Ass and I were counselling her.
weird.
hope we can meet again soon lo.
Saturday, January 07, 2006
it's 2006 and the kids are back to school. hooray.
about time too.
about time it stopped raining too!!
anyway, i and JX saw some kids in their school uniform and i was asking, "what school is that?" thinking that there seemed to have more schools cos school uniforms are no longer monotone or dual-toned. but checkered. and we deduced that it's because of the colours that are more presentable have already been already used by the existing schools.
i started coming up with school uniforms with the oddest and quirkiest and ugliest colours. like... purple and lime-green, purple with yellowish-brown. hm, seems like i've something against purple. there aren't any uniforms that are pinky, right?
then i realized, there are no schools with black uniforms. how come?
JX: "too hot," (i guess he meant that literally)
Me: "but it's not like as if they stand under the hot sun the whole time? classrooms are mostly air-conditioned some more... won't it be really cool if the school only allows girls to wear really really short skirts and tight blouses, and the boys to wear hot pants and tight singlets? haha..."
JX: "... yeah yeah, and the prerequisite for the admission to the school would be a C cup and above for the girls, and 22 inches for the circumference of the boys' biceps."
Me: "ya!!"
JX: "teacher: what's 1+1?'
class: 'THREEEEEEEE!!!!' (gleefully and stupidly)
...all bimbos and himbos."
Me: "that'll be easy for the teachers. haiya, i initially thought it'll be cool cos it'll be like some triad ma..."
and then i was like going, how come the Japanese schoolgirls can wear their skirts that short, when the schools there are damn strict too? and it's obviously more chilly there than here. sudden puberty does not allow skirts that short in Singapore. the headmistress or headmaster will make you buy a new set of uniform if the skirts are more than 3cm above your knees.
but again, i think Kay's secondary school uniform had gotten much shorter than 3cm right. ultimately at secondary 4. hahaha.. like from a nerdy midget to a leggy slut. in the span of 4 years.
i'm so bored, i hope i land a job soon. heck, land an interview soon.
going to Shanghai in 20 days. not really looking forward to it. i bet that i will be freezing to death there. i can't even stand the rainy season in Singapore. hate it when my toes are frozen and my arms are cold from the drafts of wind. it's like, i rather hibernate.
and i hate Chinese New Year songs that are playing EVERYWHERE now!!! argh. far from any CNY festive mood! how can anyone want to celebrate or be out at Chinatown shopping in such a weather! and with every shop (yes, in Orchard Road even) clamouring to have their own CNY songs to be heard, i got one big bang of a headache. ooo, all the cymbals clashing, all the shrill erhu screeches. and the c.r.o.w.d.. cos of the bloody rain. and everyone got to come indoors.
wrong time to go anywhere now.
about time too.
about time it stopped raining too!!
anyway, i and JX saw some kids in their school uniform and i was asking, "what school is that?" thinking that there seemed to have more schools cos school uniforms are no longer monotone or dual-toned. but checkered. and we deduced that it's because of the colours that are more presentable have already been already used by the existing schools.
i started coming up with school uniforms with the oddest and quirkiest and ugliest colours. like... purple and lime-green, purple with yellowish-brown. hm, seems like i've something against purple. there aren't any uniforms that are pinky, right?
then i realized, there are no schools with black uniforms. how come?
JX: "too hot," (i guess he meant that literally)
Me: "but it's not like as if they stand under the hot sun the whole time? classrooms are mostly air-conditioned some more... won't it be really cool if the school only allows girls to wear really really short skirts and tight blouses, and the boys to wear hot pants and tight singlets? haha..."
JX: "... yeah yeah, and the prerequisite for the admission to the school would be a C cup and above for the girls, and 22 inches for the circumference of the boys' biceps."
Me: "ya!!"
JX: "teacher: what's 1+1?'
class: 'THREEEEEEEE!!!!' (gleefully and stupidly)
...all bimbos and himbos."
Me: "that'll be easy for the teachers. haiya, i initially thought it'll be cool cos it'll be like some triad ma..."
and then i was like going, how come the Japanese schoolgirls can wear their skirts that short, when the schools there are damn strict too? and it's obviously more chilly there than here. sudden puberty does not allow skirts that short in Singapore. the headmistress or headmaster will make you buy a new set of uniform if the skirts are more than 3cm above your knees.
but again, i think Kay's secondary school uniform had gotten much shorter than 3cm right. ultimately at secondary 4. hahaha.. like from a nerdy midget to a leggy slut. in the span of 4 years.
i'm so bored, i hope i land a job soon. heck, land an interview soon.
going to Shanghai in 20 days. not really looking forward to it. i bet that i will be freezing to death there. i can't even stand the rainy season in Singapore. hate it when my toes are frozen and my arms are cold from the drafts of wind. it's like, i rather hibernate.
and i hate Chinese New Year songs that are playing EVERYWHERE now!!! argh. far from any CNY festive mood! how can anyone want to celebrate or be out at Chinatown shopping in such a weather! and with every shop (yes, in Orchard Road even) clamouring to have their own CNY songs to be heard, i got one big bang of a headache. ooo, all the cymbals clashing, all the shrill erhu screeches. and the c.r.o.w.d.. cos of the bloody rain. and everyone got to come indoors.
wrong time to go anywhere now.
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