Blank Thoughts

it's 2006 and the kids are back to school. hooray.

about time too.

about time it stopped raining too!!

anyway, i and JX saw some kids in their school uniform and i was asking, "what school is that?" thinking that there seemed to have more schools cos school uniforms are no longer monotone or dual-toned. but checkered. and we deduced that it's because of the colours that are more presentable have already been already used by the existing schools.

i started coming up with school uniforms with the oddest and quirkiest and ugliest colours. like... purple and lime-green, purple with yellowish-brown. hm, seems like i've something against purple. there aren't any uniforms that are pinky, right?

then i realized, there are no schools with black uniforms. how come?

JX: "too hot," (i guess he meant that literally)
Me: "but it's not like as if they stand under the hot sun the whole time? classrooms are mostly air-conditioned some more... won't it be really cool if the school only allows girls to wear really really short skirts and tight blouses, and the boys to wear hot pants and tight singlets? haha..."
JX: "... yeah yeah, and the prerequisite for the admission to the school would be a C cup and above for the girls, and 22 inches for the circumference of the boys' biceps."
Me: "ya!!"
JX: "teacher: what's 1+1?'
class: 'THREEEEEEEE!!!!' (gleefully and stupidly)
...all bimbos and himbos."
Me: "that'll be easy for the teachers. haiya, i initially thought it'll be cool cos it'll be like some triad ma..."

and then i was like going, how come the Japanese schoolgirls can wear their skirts that short, when the schools there are damn strict too? and it's obviously more chilly there than here. sudden puberty does not allow skirts that short in Singapore. the headmistress or headmaster will make you buy a new set of uniform if the skirts are more than 3cm above your knees.

but again, i think Kay's secondary school uniform had gotten much shorter than 3cm right. ultimately at secondary 4. hahaha.. like from a nerdy midget to a leggy slut. in the span of 4 years.

i'm so bored, i hope i land a job soon. heck, land an interview soon.

going to Shanghai in 20 days. not really looking forward to it. i bet that i will be freezing to death there. i can't even stand the rainy season in Singapore. hate it when my toes are frozen and my arms are cold from the drafts of wind. it's like, i rather hibernate.

and i hate Chinese New Year songs that are playing EVERYWHERE now!!! argh. far from any CNY festive mood! how can anyone want to celebrate or be out at Chinatown shopping in such a weather! and with every shop (yes, in Orchard Road even) clamouring to have their own CNY songs to be heard, i got one big bang of a headache. ooo, all the cymbals clashing, all the shrill erhu screeches. and the c.r.o.w.d.. cos of the bloody rain. and everyone got to come indoors.

wrong time to go anywhere now.