Blank Thoughts

i dragged my feet wearily to the kitchen in the morning, as usual. and then i saw yesterday's The Newpaper.

The Hottest Blogger was featured. interesting. but she didn't comment on anything. so they're basically publishing the rumours about her, like it's not rampant enough.

she got two movie offers?? and blah blah.

WA.

if you have all the money in the world, what would you change about your physical appearance?

anyway, the fat can have liposuction. but what about the thin? they can't possibly have implants like everywhere, er, right? so they're resigned to be skinny. so isn't it better to be fat than to be thin? you can have the choice to be thin or fat. but not the natural thin people.

or possibly, plastic surgeons had forgotten about the thin. since thin is supposedly to be the epitome of good looks. then. when kate moss was at her prime.

but thin people agonize being thin too, just as fat people. they get remarks that irritate them, just as fat people get theirs.

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"wa, you got thinner again. i almost can't see you!"

"wa, big wind.. quick, you better hang onto something!"

"wa, are you eating at all?"

"wa, come from africa is it?"

"wa, are you anorexic? can't be, you must be not eating properly."

"wa, where you get your clothes? kids' dept is it?"

"wa, bamboo legs."

"wa, chopsticks."

"wa, are you sick? you look sick. you must be sick. you're too thin." (contributed by my prev boss who jibed at fatsos as well as people who became thin)
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(i'm not thin but..) be sensitive to thin people too (not that many are sensitive to fat people). people who yearn to be stick insects aside, the natural thins can't help their skinny look. they can eat all they want while others look enviably, but food comes out of them like almost immediately, like these people are funnels. any quicker, the food will come out as its form while it was on the plate (earlier).

if you have a choice, would you prefer your face or your body to become fat first? some people's faces balloon up more than their bodies, but some people have their bodies boomed up first. if you HAVE to be fat, where would you want FATS to go? my choice, my boobs and bums. ah hahhahaa. but again, my bum looks big already cos of my wide hips (damn). okay, maybe just boobs. and ok, maybe a little to my toes. (but again, i can't decide, long skinny toes are better or long fat toes?)

what a nonsensical blog.