The Most Embarrassing Thing that Could Happen to a Star

Me: "Who's THAT?"

Jo: "Doh. The one who sang "I Kissed a Girl". Going all lesbianic and stuffs."

Me: "And she likes it."

At this point, Katy Perry jumped into the cake and I grimaced.

Me: "The cake doesn't look right. It's totally hard! OH MY GOD! It's just icing at the top!!! Oh, rewind that! Look at her expression when she hit the cake! That must have hurt!"

Jo: "Oh YEAAAH!! HAHAHAHA!" (rewinds at least 5 times)

Me: "She looks like she had a mind to jump into the cake right at the start when she started stripping from her gown to her pyjamamama. What a cunning cake. Somebody probably wants her dead."

Jo: "She's trying too hard to be sexy."

Me: "It failed."

Jo: "Haha, look at her drag herself out! Karma. Tried to get that guy."

Me: "What an embarrassment..."