Feeling... nostalgic?

I am actually watching clips of 90210.

-_-

Outta Singapore

I can barely sustain my excitement as May draws nearer. I can’t wait to get to Tokyo!!!!!!

As my trip inches closer to me, Ass will be already gone in Luxembourg. Today I realize that she’s going to be gone NEXT FRIDAY!! To only dawn on that after my uncontainable excitement for my own trip - shame on me. I naively thought that day she leaves for Luxembourg will always be “a-month-away”.

:(

I am going to miss you, Ass!! What about our lunches?! And who’s going to pester me to have soya milk + chin chow (to induce your period) after lunch? 3 months has 60 working days!

And you will be away in Luxembourg when Kay and I turn ‘quarter-of-the-decade’!!

I feel excited for the adventure you’re going to have and *a little* worried for your safety, being all alone in a foreign albeit beautiful place. But I think you’ll just need to get used a little before enjoying the 3 months you never had in your life! Who knows, it could be the most beautiful segment in your entire life man.

Hai, take care my friend. And do send us more than just postcards (and keychains). I'll see what I can do with 8-days. LOVE YOU!!!

I was an Empress!

I was Empress Cao Jie! Based on my gender, blood type and date of birth.

Cao Jie was a daughter of the powerful warlord Cao Cao, who by 196 had Emperor Xian under his control and issuing edicts in Emperor Xian's name to his own benefit in his campaign to reunite the empire, which had been held by regional warlords. In 213, Cao, who by that point had been created the Duke of Wei (later Prince of Wei), offered three daughters to be Emperor Xian's consorts -- Jie and her older sister Cao Xian (曹憲) and younger sister Cao Hua (曹華). Initially, their titles were Furen (夫人), and in 197 the titles were upgraded to Guiren (貴人).

In 214, Emperor Xian's first wife Empress Fu Shou was discovered to have advocated a conspiracy against Cao Cao in 200, and although 14 years had elapsed, Cao was still so angry at her that he forcibly had her deposed and executed. In 215, Cao Jie was named empress to replace her.

Whatever! I was an empress in the Three Kingdoms era! A replacement empress is still an empress.

Bet I was a stunner too. And intelligent too, being Cao Cao's daughter.

HA!

That explains why I am a mean evil bitch sometimes in this lifetime given how Cao's reputation is.

But agaaaaain, I'm no intelligent stunner in this lifetime.... Only the negative characteristics remain?

No more..

prawning for me.

I'm no vegan but it's really hard to see them wriggle their many little legs for their lives as they got poked by satay sticks from their behinds.

But I still ate them anyways, with evil Shi.

At least, this time, triple dating with Shi and Kum seems less awkward. At the expense of 18 prawns (3 hours and $90.00).